Ha ha ha ha

  • From Jon Meyer: Office 12 looks worth the upgrade, if for no other reason than to learn what the 1500 commands and 35 toolbars in Word 2003 actually did.
  • From Chris Anderson:  Yes, 'WPF' is pronounced 'Avalon'... the WPF is silent.
  • From Presentation Judo: When giving a presentation, the single biggest mistake you can make is to forget to go to the bathroom beforehand. The second biggest mistake is to go to the bathroom beforehand, but forget to turn off the wireless mike.
  • C# can be cool: ...an army of hostile aliens... (via Len Holgate).
  • From somebody who shall remain nameless: Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.